We all have a favorite snack we like to grab each time we stop to fill the tank and, um, empty the tank if you know I mean. For me, it's honey mustard pretzels (Dots if they got 'em) and a Diet Dr. Pepper. Whatever your personal poison, however, the gas station snack run is a universal human experience ... or so I thought. On Thursday, a clip went viral of two-time major champion (and one-time Ryder Cup villain) Zach Johnson being asked about his favorite pit-stop pickup, and, well, let's just say his answer was very on brand.
"Say that again??" Johnson says as if he was just asked for his thoughts on the existence of extra-terrestrial life. The poor guy interviewing him repeats his query, to which Johnson proudly(?) replies, "I don't get snacks at gas stations."
No trail mix. No Poland Spring. Nothing, nada, zilch. It seems like a strange flex to us, but for Johnson it's a badge of honor. Masters winner, Champion Golfer of the Year and the last of the road-trip raw doggers. Put it on the mantle.