Happy St. Patrick's Day. Here are the best "greens" in golf Happy St. Patrick's Day. In honor of the Irish festivities, here are the best "greens" in golf. The most diabolical dance floors in the land. The Hall of Famer won the 1977 U.S. Open and 1985 PGA Championship. The sporting coat/golf shirt combo is usually a no-no, but this is the one major exception. Only at the Masters can food casing be considered a memento. The property is paradise, one that is painted in green. Or, as he's affectionately known by friends, "Shrek." That ferry ride puts your custom golf cart to shame, doesn't it? Although I'm sure those who witnessed J.D. in these pants don't feel lucky. We'd be remiss in forgetting to mention "America's Resort." Puts the Shamrock Shake to shame. The sweetest green there is.