Our Golf-Themed Costume Suggestions

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Our Golf-Themed Costume Suggestions

October 23, 2016

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Concept: Fifteen-time major champion.Essential costume elements: Red shirt, black pants, aura of utter intimidation.__Go the extra mile:__Fluctuate abruptly between not being able to walk to world domination.

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"Moliwood"

__Concept:__Dominant Ryder Cup pair.__Essential costume elements:__European uniform, steady string of emphatic fist pumps.Go the extra mile: Mildly inappropriate post-party video.

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Bryson DeChambeau

Concept: Cerebral young upstart.Essential costume elements: Hogan cap, single-length irons.Go the extra mile: Compass, freely reference obscure mathematical theorems.

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Danny Noonan

Concept: Everyone's favorite caddie appeals to kids, grown-ups, and most importantly, Lacy Underall.Essential costume elements: Bushwood CC hat and ratty caddie shirt.Go the extra mile: Grow your hair out to create late-70s winged look.

Patrick Reed

Concept: Brash, outspoken Texan.Essential costume elements: Index finger to mouth, perpetual scowl.Go the extra mile: Spend the party in isolation wearing ear buds.

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Jim Nantz

Concept: A man who knows the world is his oyster.Essential costume elements: Glass of wine, blazer, well-coiffed hair.Extra mile: When trick-or-treaters arrive, turn on the Masters theme music and poetically narrate the origins of Halloween.

Barack Obama

Concept: Golf-loving leader of the free world, always looking to sneak in a quick 18 between global emergencies.Essential costume elements: Lefty clubs, cargo shorts, Secret Service detail shadowing your every move.Extra mile: Assemble a group of outraged Republican protesters to stand nearby with pickets.

USGA Rules Official

Concept: A person who walks around with an undeserved sense of power.Essential costume elements: Button-down shirt, sunglasses, radio/ear piece.Extra mile: Point out mistakes in others’ costumes, call out party fouls, generally ruin the festive atmosphere.

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Happy Gilmore

Concept: Irreverent hockey player-turned-golfer.Essential costume elements: Boston Bruins jersey, hockey stick-style putter.Extra mile: Carry around a cardboard cutout of Bob Barker.

US Ryder Cup Fan

Concept: An oblivious drunken knucklehead.Essential costume elements: American flag, USA-themed hat and shirt, two drinks in hand.Extra mile: Scream expletives and unfunny comments at trick-or-treaters.

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John Daly

Concept: Long-hitting everyman. No need to shave.Essential costume element: Loudmouth pants. Can of Diet Coke.Extra mile: Recreate 1991 Daly by growing out mustache and mullet.

Beef Johnston

Concept: Fun-loving bloke who can't believe his good fortune.Essential costume elements: A beard (real or fake), pillow under shirt, Arby’s bag, beer.Extra mile: Punctuate every successful trick-or-treat stop by joisting your candy bag in the air.

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Judge Smails

Concept: Role of stuffy club president allows you luxury of being a jerk to everyone at party.Essential costume element: Trusty Billy Baroo putter.Extra mile: At mid-party, change from golf clothes into yachting attire to christen "The Flying Wasp."

Ian Poulter

Concept: Brash, stylish Englishman.Essential costume element: Tartan pants and custom Poulter visor wig (see inset).Extra mile:  Flash a manic "I just made a big putt in the Ryder Cup" expression to scare little kids.

Steve Williams

Concept: Tough guy caddie.Essential costume elements: Caddie bib. Golf bag. Perpetual scowl.Extra mile: Forcibly separate party-goers from cameras and smartphones.

Ben Hogan

Concept: Steely legend.Essential costume elements: Cardigan sweater. Hogan-style hat. Technically-perfect golf swing.Extra mile: Severely-blistered fingers.

Old Tom Morris

Concept: Storied golfer, clubmaker, architect, teacher.Essential costume elements: Bushy white beard. Mashie.Extra mile: Get a buddy to play "Young Tom Morris."

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