The New Yorker's View of Golf
From The New Yorker Book of Golf Cartoons, edited by Robert Mankoff.©The New Yorker Collection 2002 from cartoonbank.com.Bloomberg Press, 112 pages, $21.95. Reprinted with permission.From The New Yorker Book of Golf Cartoons, edited by Robert Mankoff.©The New Yorker Collection 2002 from cartoonbank.com.Bloomberg Press, 112 pages, $21.95. Reprinted with permission.
"By George, do you know what I'm going to do?I'm going to teach you how to play golf!""By George, do you know what I'm going to do?I'm going to teach you how to play golf!"
"Like so?""Like so?"
"Gotta run, sweetheart. By the way, that was one fabulous job you did raising the children.""Gotta run, sweetheart. By the way, that was one fabulous job you did raising the children."
"Would you mind picking me up, Bill?Agnes is using the car after all.""Would you mind picking me up, Bill?Agnes is using the car after all."
"Is that what they teach you at caddie school, boy?How to stare at people?""Is that what they teach you at caddie school, boy?How to stare at people?"
"Oh, no! Golf-ball-sized hail!""Oh, no! Golf-ball-sized hail!"
"It's a poor workman, Malcolm, who blames his tools.""It's a poor workman, Malcolm, who blames his tools."
"There now, wouldn't it have been silly of me to concede that putt?""There now, wouldn't it have been silly of me to concede that putt?"