What's the definition of a good golf excuse? That's up for you to decide. It could be perfectly viable, or utterly delusional. Remember during last year's PGA Championship when Bubba Watson was caught by microphones lamenting, "Water on the clubface!" That was a great golf excuse. Why? Because he believed it.
We decided not to include "water on the clubface" in our golf excuse bracket, for the same reason we didn't include anything regarding "deactivated glutes." Too random. If we started a tour pro division, maybe we'll reconsider.
Until then we give you our Ultimate Golf Excuse bracket, regular golfer division. Let the voting commence.