23 Pictures That Prove A Tour Player's Life Is Way Better Than Yours
April 24, 2014
Because they have fantastic selfie opportunities.
Because they have go-to sushi spots all over the world.
Because when their friends make fun of them, it only makes the picture even cooler.
Because they can post pictures of themselves partying and their employers don't care.
Because they don't have to worry about parking.
Because people randomly give them cool headcovers.
Because they can afford to buy an extra plane ticket for their dog.
Because pictures of their WAG never get boring.
Because they can instagram boring pictures of guacamole and people still like them.
Because pictures of their tan lines never bother anyone.
Neither do pictures of them working out.
Because people don't look down on them if they smoke.
In fact, some people will even hold their cigar for them.
Because they have very nice cars.
Because people don't remember their bad hair decisions.
Or their wardrobe malfunctions.
Because they get to hang out with Chinese warriors.
And unimpressed basketball players.
They get to hit golf balls off buildings.
And down bridges.
And their friends are Olympic athletes.