Kentucky quarterback Will Levis puts mayonnaise in his coffee, should be locked up without parole

Here’s the thing about coffee: Everybody everywhere is doing everything in their power not to drink it. They’re filling it with milk. They’re getting four pumps of raspberry syrup. They’re slathering on the whipped cream and dusting it with nutmeg. They’re chilling it. They’re freezing it. They’re dumping the kitchen sink into it … sometimes literally. And yet, despite all the ceaseless innovation in the make-coffee-not-taste-like-coffee industry, Kentucky quarterback Will Levis is living on the fringe—an outlier even in our anything-goes coffee world. His mixer of choice, dare you ask?


Arrest this man. Lock him up and throw away the key. This isn't a dab mayo to smooth it out. Levis globs in about a third of a cup, creating a horrifying, clumpy mixture of egg-based condiment and morning pick-me-up that should be banned by every religious and lawmaking institution on the globe. Then he lifts the mug to his lips and takes a sip. Who knows what happens after that, because we blacked out.

Levis’ bone-chilling creamer also confirms him as one of college football’s current weirdest dudes. This spring, we told you how he signed an NIL deal with 2019 Preakness Stakes War of Will in an effort to convince mares across Appalachia to come breed with the stud. Now he’s putting mayo in his coffee. Whether you bleed Kentucky blue or Louisville red, we can all agree this man needs to be on some sort of watchlist before it’s too late.