Chill Bro
‘Obnoxiously drunk’ golfer loses cool, unleashes NSFW, voice-cracking tirade
It’s Masters Week, which means soon enough we’ll be lounging on the couch with snacks in hand watching the best of the best take on Augusta National. Before Thursday, however, things may get a little chippy. Elsewhere, the alcohol is flowing and the expletives are flying. Instead of "Hello friends," this Reddit video of an enraged (and allegedly hammered) golfer serenades us with "Which one of you walked up? Did you f*cking walk up!?"
“Walk up. All f*cking day. F*ck you,” the man screeches while his buddy (not for long) holds him back. “Which one of you walked up? Did you f*cking walk up? Walk up! Waaalllk up!!”
This guy really is the GOAT of being as annoying as possible. It’s only comparable to watching Jon Rahm dominate the final round at Augusta National one year ago. Just two legends respectively doing what they do best.
You might be wondering why this guy keeps squeaking "walk up!" with reckless abandon. Well, we might have an answer to that question too.
“Context - This happened to my buddy two days ago,” writes natgas_AstrosFan. “The group in front of them was obnoxiously drunk, so my friend walked up to ask if everything was okay. My buddy noticed they had finished an entire bucket of the fireball shooters by hole 15. Apparently the ‘check-in’ was interpreted as being asked to speed up play. Let's just say the dude yelling ‘walk up’ didn't like that. This was what transpired, including my friend being assaulted.”
If the allegations are true this backwards-hat bro somehow looks even worse. Hopefully, his friends got him to drink a bottle of water or seven. Maybe take a break from drinking on the course. You’ve already gone viral and had a voice crack immortalized for all eternity.
