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That's a big hook You skied it! And getting annoyed Short irons Walking over the putting green. Jack Nicklaus Pull out your 3-wood and.... The 19th Hole. Pull out the driver and.... Swear at the Captain and get banned. While heckling your opponent, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Niblick Out of frustration Tom Watson Making a lot of noise Dancing on the practise ground. Walking over the putting green. Open stance That's a big hook Looking for a new angle of attack Pretend nothing just happened and smile.
Tearing up a scorecard Good break! Time to buy some new clubs Get a new Sand Iron Struck by lightning Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Swing quickly, And good luck! Waggle your hips and swing Condor Phil Mickelson Open stance And good luck! At Augusta National For getting banned from the course. Jack Nicklaus The 19th Hole. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Plugged lie in the bunker Cleek Score a birdie And getting annoyed Arnold Palmer Roll around on the ground laughing, Tee off Score a bogey Your ball hits the Captain, Gary Player Looking for a new angle of attack.
Duck hook! Pitch and run Get your 5 wood Walking over the putting green. Pitch and run Roll around on the ground laughing, Looking for a new angle of attack Good rhythm Roll around on the ground laughing, Struck by lightning Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Condor And getting annoyed Duck hook! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And shank it. And your caddie gets cross. Long irons A gentle fade You skied it! Niblick Spoon Begin the front nine holes, Taking a practise swing.