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Inspired by Justin Thomas, Grayson Murray shares his honest and hilarious list of (mostly) golf goals for next season

September 27, 2017

Grayson Murray's somewhat rocky rookie campaign on the PGA Tour ended on a bit of an upswing. And now he's taken a cue from Justin Thomas in trying to ensure he keeps the momentum going into next season.

The newly crowned FedEx Cup champ -- and presumed PGA Tour Player of the Year -- revealed the list of goals he'd set for himself before this season started. And on Tuesday, Murray, who won his first tour event at the Barbasol Championship in July, revealed what he hopes to accomplish on the golf course (and a little off it) in 2017-2018. Have a look at Murray's honest -- and hilarious -- list:

Some of these are fantastic. "Don't crap the bed on Sundays" is a reference to Murray's woeful final-round scoring average of 183rd. He was in the top 100 for all three other rounds. Yeah, better get that sorted out, Grayson.

"Try and get my Twitter password back" refers to the social media controversy he caused on a couple of occasions. Murray hasn't tweeted since his victory. However, he obviously still has access to his Instagram account.

"Only throw 1 club in the water instead of 2" seems very doable, but, "Lose my freshman 20 from last season" might prove to be more difficult. These guys are good -- and eat good -- on the PGA Tour.

And finally, Murray lays out a couple of dating goals. "Delete Tinder and only use Bumble." Sounds like a good plan, although, fellow 2017 PGA Tour winner Adam Hadwin found his wife on Tinder. And "Go on a date with Lindsey Pelas." Gotta hand it to Grayson for shooting for the stars:

Murray kind of had a date with the Playboy model locked up when she agreed to caddie for him at the Masters Par 3, but alas, Murray didn't make it into the field at Augusta. We're surprised a Masters invite didn't make his list.

Anyway, Pelas has been alerted to Murray's list and she seems to be amused:

The 2017-2018 season doesn't officially start until next week, but it looks like Murray might already be off to a good start.