The Golden State Warriors still don't know when DeMarcus Cousins will return from a torn achilles tendon he suffered during last season. Not that it really matters. The Warriors are favored to win will win a fourth NBA title in five years with or without this All-Star center.
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But when he does return, Steve Kerr's squad will have the luxury of adding a player who has apparently used his recovery time to dedicate himself to becoming an intimidating force on defense. At least, against little kids.
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Looking good, DeMarcus. Hey, you've got to start somewhere.
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