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Australian hero sabotages speed trap while wearing beer box as a mask
It's been a wild week in Australia, which is to say it's been a week in Australia. On the heels of the country's first-ever mullet festival, footage has now surfaced of a local hero attempting to sabotage a police speed trap in broad daylight wearing only a beer box as a disguise. There is truly no limit to what humanity can accomplish:
Known to locals only as "Demerit Man" for reasons lost in colloquial translation, this modern day Clyde Barrow has become a viral sensation, capturing the hearts and minds of Aussies up and down the Gold Coast who obviously and immediately took to Twitter to spread word of this legend.
Meanwhile, if you have any information about Demerit Man's identity or whereabouts, authorities urge you to come forward, you dirty, spineless scab.