Party In The Back

Australia's first-ever mullet festival makes Jaromir Jagr look clean cut

February 27, 2018

Business in the front, party in the back, magic Down Under. This is the guiding principle of Australia's first-ever mullet festival, Mulletfest, which went down this past weekend in the un-air-conditioned beer garden of the Chelmsford Hotel in downtown Kurri Kurri (if there is such a thing as "downtown" in a non-descript mining town about 95 miles north of Sydney). A gathering of more than 150 mulleted maniacs, Mulletfest was one part beauty pageant, one part AC/DC tribute band gig, and perhaps the single greatest spectacle Australia has ever given the world (suck it, Great Barrier Reef). TO THE MULLETS:

PETER PARKS
PETER PARKS
PETER PARKS
PETER PARKS
PETER PARKS
PETER PARKS
PETER PARKS
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PETER PARKS

There's no word yet on whether or not Mulletfest will return in 2019, but if it does, here's hoping Australia's very own Jaromir Jagr—the esteemed Warwick Capper—serves as Master of Ceremonies. Simply put, the world isn't ready for all that flow:

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