Tim Hortons unveils world’s most disgusting liquid: The buffalo-sauce latte
Once in a great while, this giant spinning space rock in the sky produces phenomena that simply can’t be explained by logic or science. The Nazca lines, Roanoke, buffalo sauce lattes, Stonehenge, the pyram—wait wait wait. Go back.
Yep, you heard right. This morning, northern continental coffee giant Tim Horton’s took to Instagram to announce the world’s first (and hopefully last) Buffalo-flavored latte. BEHOLD, THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD!
Conceived to celebrate the brand’s new espresso line in the Buffalo area, this blaze-orange ipecac captures the city’s sloppy-fingered ethos in a single cup, blending espresso, mocha, steamed milk, buffalo-sauce flavor, and a buffalo seasoning-dusted whipped cream into a zesty, early-morning pick-me-up that will probably be a hit with people who also put ranch dressing on their pizza. The beverage, served hot (obviously), will be available until 10/20 at select Buffalo metro Tim Hortons.
Now please excuse us while we go projectile vomit on the nearest non-carpeted surface.