As we informed you last week, ESPN8 "The Ocho" is back this year, causing dodgeball fans to rejoice everywhere. And coverage of this and other under-appreciated sports (The channel is also televising cornhole and ping pong) hasn't disappointed. At least, as far as we can tell from this one clip.
Without further ado, we present the
best only dodgeball highlight you'll see today this year in your life.
Wow. A double knockout?! ELECTRIC! Even Patches O'Houlihan would be impressed by that velocity.
We were also impressed with these impassioned announcers, although, one of them gave "Charlie" credit for a "great pump fake" when he got owned by that deflection. Bad job.
Still, the fact that these announcers just knew all the participants names was impressive. Then again, it is the SKYZONE ULTIMATE DODGEBALL CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE OCHO! And these are world-class athletes. Anyway, that was probably the first — and last — dodgeball highlight you'll ever see. You're welcome.