Peace on Earth
November 23, 2020

Don’t argue about politics this Thanksgiving, argue about golf instead!

Thanksgiving is a time for gravy, gratitude, and spirited, high-volume debate with friends, family, and loved ones. And this year, with a highly politicized pandemic and the most divisive presidential election in American history raging on, said discourse is bound to be even more spirited than usual. Huzzah! But if confrontation with your racist uncles isn’t your idea of a relaxing holiday, don’t worry, because we here at the Golf Digest kid’s table have come up with golf alternatives to some of the season’s most fraught topics. Good luck and Godspeed, par pilgrims.

Tired: Masks

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Dan Kitwood

Wired: Hoodies

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Ross Kinnaird

Tired: Filibustering

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Bill Clark

Wired: Slow play

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Christian Petersen

Tired: Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye

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Tom Williams

Tired: COVID-19 vaccine

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Wired: Distance rollback

Tired: The Electoral College

Wired: PGA Tour Player of the Year voting

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Ben Jared

Tired: Climate change

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Bloomberg

Wired: TREES!

Tired: Voter fraud

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Brett Carlsen

Wired: Backstopping

Tired: Donald

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Tasos Katopodis

Wired: Bryson