Don’t argue about politics this Thanksgiving, argue about golf instead!

Thanksgiving is a time for gravy, gratitude, and spirited, high-volume debate with friends, family, and loved ones. And this year, with a highly politicized pandemic and the most divisive presidential election in American history raging on, said discourse is bound to be even more spirited than usual. Huzzah! But if confrontation with your racist uncles isn’t your idea of a relaxing holiday, don’t worry, because we here at the Golf Digest kid’s table have come up with golf alternatives to some of the season’s most fraught topics. Good luck and Godspeed, par pilgrims.

Tired: Masks

Wired: Hoodies

Tired: Filibustering

Wired: Slow play

Tired: Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye

Wired: Brooks Koepka’s haircut

Tired: COVID-19 vaccine

Wired: Distance rollback

Tired: The Electoral College

Wired: PGA Tour Player of the Year voting

Tired: Climate change

Wired: TREES!

Tired: Voter fraud

Wired: Backstopping

Tired: Donald

Wired: Bryson