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Don’t argue about politics this Thanksgiving, argue about golf instead!

November 23, 2020

Thanksgiving is a time for gravy, gratitude, and spirited, high-volume debate with friends, family, and loved ones. And this year, with a highly politicized pandemic and the most divisive presidential election in American history raging on, said discourse is bound to be even more spirited than usual. Huzzah! But if confrontation with your racist uncles isn’t your idea of a relaxing holiday, don’t worry, because we here at the Golf Digest kid’s table have come up with golf alternatives to some of the season’s most fraught topics. Good luck and Godspeed, par pilgrims.

Tired: Masks

Dan Kitwood

Wired: Hoodies

Ross Kinnaird

Tired: Filibustering

Bill Clark

Wired: Slow play

Christian Petersen

Tired: Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye

Tom Williams

Tired: COVID-19 vaccine

SOPA Images

Wired: Distance rollback

Tired: The Electoral College

Wired: PGA Tour Player of the Year voting

Ben Jared

Tired: Climate change

Bloomberg

Wired: TREES!

Tired: Voter fraud

Brett Carlsen

Wired: Backstopping

Tired: Donald

Tasos Katopodis

Wired: Bryson