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Don’t argue about politics this Thanksgiving, argue about golf instead!

Thanksgiving is a time for gravy, gratitude, and spirited, high-volume debate with friends, family, and loved ones. And this year, with a highly politicized pandemic and the most divisive presidential election in American history raging on, said discourse is bound to be even more spirited than usual. Huzzah! But if confrontation with your racist uncles isn’t your idea of a relaxing holiday, don’t worry, because we here at the Golf Digest kid’s table have come up with golf alternatives to some of the season’s most fraught topics. Good luck and Godspeed, par pilgrims.
Tired: Masks

Dan Kitwood
Wired: Hoodies

Ross Kinnaird
Tired: Filibustering

Bill Clark
Wired: Slow play

Christian Petersen
Tired: Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye

Tom Williams
Wired: Brooks Koepka’s haircut

Tired: COVID-19 vaccine

SOPA Images
Wired: Distance rollback
Tired: The Electoral College

Wired: PGA Tour Player of the Year voting

Ben Jared
Tired: Climate change

Bloomberg
Wired: TREES!
Tired: Voter fraud

Brett Carlsen
Wired: Backstopping
Tired: Donald

Tasos Katopodis
Wired: Bryson