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    PGA Championship 2018: Justin Thomas just murdered a Protracer machine

    August 09, 2018

    Midway through the PGA Championship Avengers' opening round at Bellerive on Thursday, Justin Thomas launched a freaking moonshot. It kept climbing and climbing, tearing free from the yolk of gravity and Protracer technology alike before hurtling into the stratosphere like Elon Musk's Miata. As far as we know it still hasn't come down. The shot generated a Protracer glitch for the viral ages and seemingly knocked the system out of whack for the remainder of the morning. If you don't believe us, just check some of the funky trajs the machine started registering after JT's hard drive-frying laser beam:

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