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Advanced new technology now being used to splice Nic Cage into every movie ever

January 29, 2018

If you're already familiar with Deepfakes, you probably want to keep that to yourself. A burgeoning new subreddit that uses deep-learning technology to accurately super-impose famous women's faces on the bodies of porn performers, Deepfakes—in the process of violating common decency and, potentially, a host of likeness rights while simultaneously giving birth to FakeApp, an app that makes it easy for users to create their own skeevy swaps in their own creepy homes—has also given humanity a monumental gift:

Nicolas Cage—who last week dressed up like this to celebrate the premiere of his new chainsaw-fight-including film at Sundance—in every movie ever. Look upon the majesty and weep.

As James Bond in Dr. No...

As Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark...

As Lois Lane in Man of Steel...

And finally as the T-1000 in Terminator (the role he was born to play)...

Moral of the story? Spend less time making porns of your friends and more time watching Face/Off, perverts of America.