15 Signs You Watch Too Much Golf On TV\nAre you a TV golf addict? Then you're probably showing some of these symptoms\nYou greet everyone by saying, "Hello, friends." Even if they aren't your actual friends. Even if it's just one friend.\nYou can rattle off every location where Golf Channel's "Big Break" has ever been filmed.\nYou often start whispering like Roger Maltbie for no reason.\nYou actually know who is leading the FedEx Cup standings before September.\nYou frequently find yourself wondering, "What would Johnny think?" about major life decisions.\nYou have trained yourself to plan bathroom breaks around those obligatory CEO interviews.\nYou get all your Christmas gift ideas from golf informercials.\nYour DVR is full of European Tour reruns.\nYou often forget to shower during weeks of major championships.\nWhen you check into a hotel, your first question is, "What channel is the Golf Channel?"\nYou plan your vacations to fall during weaker-field events.\nYou have dreams about Peter Kostis analyzing your every day life using the Konica Minolta Bizhub SwingVision.\nYou have nightmares about bad weather -- affecting that week's PGA Tour event.\nThe Masters theme song\n\n is your ringtone -- and was the first dance at your wedding.\nYou have trouble reading stop signs, but you can tell immediately what iron a player pulls from his bag.