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    The Loop's officially unlicensed XFL jersey name generator

    January 25, 2018
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    On Thursday afternoon, as the Doomsday Clock coincidentally clicked to within two minutes of armageddon for the first time since 1953, Vince McMahon announced plans to revive the XFL's bloated rotting corpse, a business decision almost unthinkable just one presidential administration ago. Love it or loathe it, however, it's coming all the same, so we decided to ride the wave—which ex-XFL fans are probably still doing—and have a little fun. In that spirit, welcome to The Loop's Officially Unlicensed XFL Jersey Name Generator. You'll never match the genius of He Hate Me, but there's no harm in giving it the ol' community college try.

    ONE WORD

    Your favorite wrestler + your death row meal (no space)

    EX: Rocklobster, Machomanmeatloaf

    TWO WORDS

    The first word of your favorite Quentin Tarantino movie + how Tom Brady makes you feel

    EX: Django Horny, Hateful Hateful

    THREE WORDS

    Hair metal band + body part you wouldn't tattoo + medieval weapon

    EX: Poison Pelvis Hammer, Ratt Face Maul

    Come up with one you like? Make sure share it with us (and also tell Vince McMahon, because who knows, maybe he'll even give you a roster spot.)