The fight-for-your-right-to-party dudes are back in court and still fighting for their right to party

Way back in December, we introduced you to Chad and JT, two 21st-century patriots who vent viral for their opposition to a new Los Angeles city council initiative to crack down on house parties in the Hollywood Hills. Exercising their right as American citizens and relying on experienced gained during a recent campaign to erect a Paul Walker (RIP) statue on the San Clemente pier, the pair—clad in "Bacon" beanies and Hawaiian shirts with ties—became instant heroes, racking up over half-a-million views on YouTube and logging appearances on major "news" networks like Fox "News" in the process.

Unfortunately, their righteous pleas went unheeded, and last week the LA City council passed its proposed house party ban like the dickhead principal in some John Hughes movie. Never ones to back down from a fight, however, on Tuesday Chad and JT returned to court to express their disappointment and disillusionment with the American political machine. Two minutes of pure liquid gold ensued:

The LA CIty Coucil has yet to return our calls requesting transcripts of this exchange to frame and hang on every vertical surface of our office, but don't worry, we went ahead and gathered a few non-volume-dependent highlights anyway. Enjoy:

CHAD

JT

So uhh yeah, quick question: Is it too early to start talking about a Chad/JT ticket in 2020 and, if not, where can we donate?