Golf Fights
Wild Monday night golf league fight over slow play ends with a broken jaw and cops on the scene
If we told you there was a big-time donnybrook in Canada on Monday ending with one man losing his sweater and getting his jaw broken, you might think we were talking about the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Jokes on you, chief. Those don’t start until Saturday. Instead, this wild brawl rang in the start of a totally different (but equally notorious) athletic tradition: golf fight SZN. Let’s get ready to rumble.
According to the original poster, u/meme_machine on reddit, the brawl began during Monday Night League play at Two Eagles Golf Course in Kelowna, British Columbia when one group repeatedly hit into another group who they believed were playing too slow. That sparked a confrontation, with a golfer in the lead group hilariously shouting, “It’s Monday night fucking golf, you in a rush? Where you gotta be?” before shoving another golfer in a blue shirt.
That proved to be a bad decision, as the golfer in the blue shirt came back swinging, landing several blows to his adversary’s face before ripping off his shirt a la Happy Gilmore vs. Bob Barker and laying him on the mat with a final haymaker. All the while the woman filming attempted to de-escalate the situation in extremely Canadian fashion by requesting that everybody “take it down a notch.” They of course did not, but on the bright side, her foursome did get to play through after police were called.
In the end, the golfer in the white shirt walked away with a broken jaw and a bruised ego, but no charges were filed. As the weather heats up and the tee boxes back up, let that be a reminder to everyone to keep calm and carry on out there … unless you want to spend your summer drinking hot dogs through a straw.