Rutgers' new student section Jacuzzi is the most Jersey thing ever
Big news out of North Jersey today, where Rutgers Football—the program that brought you Ray Rice and some of the grisliest blowouts in recent collegiate memory—announced plans to add a Jacuzzi to their student section for an opening weekend face-off with 2016 CFP semi-finalists, Washington. Part of the university’s “War Before the Shore” promotion, the boiling tear-filled hepatitis petri dish will be paired with custom beach towels, muscle shirts, and field-level “boat” seating for one of the most authentic Jersey experiences since that time you…
In other words, if you’re tired of sitting in I-95 gridlock for longer than it takes to fly to Paris just to get to the Jersey Shore for Labor Day, don't stress. Rutgers is the bringing The Shore to you. All you have to do is pack your trunks, remember your vaccinations, and try not to puke.