Story time with Golf Twitter All-Star Michael Kim just took an absolutely FOUL turn

We've thoroughly enjoyed all of the PGA Tour tales that Golf Twitter All-Star Michael Kim has shared with us this year. It's the exact type of the behind-the-scenes content we all crave as golf sickos.

As for the behind-the-door-of-the-porta-potty content, well, perhaps Kim should have left that on the cutting room floor.

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Kim gave us this utterly foul peak behind the curtain on a damn Tuesday afternoon, claiming this classic too much information case took place at Hilton Head nearly a month ago. In fairness, we'd all still be thinking about this a month later, too. Possibly even having nightmares about it:

Welp, there's an image you're never getting out of your head. And for those without X/Twitter, the rest of that message reads that the briefs had a brand ambassador out there on tour but that it was proven that it wasn't said brand ambassador, which means there was a legitimate investigation into this matter. As there should have been. Clearly, the case has gone cold. 

Anyway, Mike, if you're reading this, more of the caddie burns and travel expenses content and, please, much, much less of the bathroom content. None ever again, ideally.