The Masters 2020 Re-Watch Drinking Game: The official, unofficial way to enjoy the major that wasn't

OK, so technically this isn't Masters week. Technically we are supposed to wait until November for that. But you know what? Screw that. THIS is Masters week. Always has been, always will be, and no damn virus is going to take that from us. So even if there isn't any live Augusta action to stream at your cubicle right now, we decided to put together our annual Masters drinking game all the same. Sure, it's based on the Masters of yore and yeah, it's a little sadder than usual, but if you could use a few beers (lord knows we do), grab something cold and pull up a chair. It's not like you planned on going outside this week anyway.

Here's this week's full re-watch schedule on ESPN and CBS:

ESPN

Wednesday, April 8 (all times Eastern)

1 p.m. – 2018 Par-3 Contest Highlights

3 p.m. – 1986 Final Round

8 p.m. (ESPN2) – 2018 Par-3 Contest Highlights

Thursday, April 9

2 p.m. – 2012 Final Round

7:30 p.m. – 1997 Final Round

Friday, April 10

12 p.m. – 2013 Final Round

6 p.m. – 2005 Final Round

CBS

Saturday, April 11

1:30 p.m. – Highlights from the 1975 Masters

2:30 p.m. – 2004 Final Round

Sunday, April 12

12:30 p.m. – 2019 Final Round

Masters Re-Watch Drinking Game:

This year we've broken this up into three categories: "Sip" for common occurrences, "Drink for three seconds" for those lovable Masters gems, and "Finish Your Beer" for the rarest, only-at-Augusta moments. Please re-watch responsibly.

Sip if . . .

The camera lingers too long on a WAG during Par-3 Contest

You hear a Tiger roar

You hear a Verne cackle

"Hello, friends"

Someone mentions how well Augusta sets up for lefties

Someone mentions how Lee Westwood doesn't have a major

Tiger Woods makes a bogey (any year)

Phil is in the pine straw

There's a reference to the concession prices

Drink for three seconds if . . .

There's a pink driver sighting

A commentator shouts “YES SIR!”

Joe Ford makes his cameo

There's a playoff

There's a Par-3 contest hole-in-one

A guy with the last name "Woods" wins the Masters

A guy with the last name “Nicklaus” wins the Masters

Finish your beer if . . .

A guy with a last name NOT "Woods" or "Nicklaus" wins the Masters

There's a regulation 18 hole-in-one

“OH MY GOODNESS”

Someone makes an albatross

Rory's pursuit of the career Grand Slam is mentioned

If Phil tries to play a shot right-handed

Matt Kuchar backdoor top-10s

You're suddenly crying

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