The Loop
How many Browns quarterbacks would Brock Osweiler actually start over?
Joe Robbins
CLEVELAND, COME ON DOWNNNNN. Following news that rookie DeShone Kizer will be handed the keys to dad’s convertible for the Browns’ third preseason game Super Bowl, we figured it was high time for the premiere of internet’s hottest new gameshow: Would Brock Osweiler Start? The rules are simple—we read the name of one of the 26 quarterbacks the Cleveland Browns have started since their reintroduction to the NFL in 1999 and you tell us if Brock Osweiler would start over them. A grand-prize dream vacation to the bottom of Lake Eerie is on the line, so LET’S PLAY!
Tim Couch
Otto Greule Jr
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…NO!
Ty Detmer
DAVID MAXWELL
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…YES!
Doug Pederson
Jamie Squire
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…YES!
Spergon Wynn
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…WHO??
Kelly Holcomb
Andy Lyons
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…NO!
Jeff Garcia
David Maxwell
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…NO!
Luke McCown / Josh McCown
Joe Robbins
Diamond Images
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…YES AND NO!
Trent Dilfer
George Gojkovich
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…HAHAHA NO YOU IDIOT, DILFER WON A SUPER BOWL, LOLLLL
Charlie Frye
Jamie Mullen
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…YES!
Derek Anderson (AKA the best QB in Nouveau Browns history)
Wesley Hitt
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…NO!
Tom Brady Quinn
Andy Lyons
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…NO, BUT THEIR CAREERS HAVE BEEN EQUALLY DEHUMANIZING!
Ken Dorsey
Rex Brown
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…YES!
Bruce Gradkowski
Gregory Shamus
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…YES!
Sheriff Colt McCoy
Jared Wickerham
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…NO!
Jake Delhomme
Ronald C. Modra/Sports Imagery
Would Brock Osweiler Start? TRICK QUESTION, THEY’RE THE SAME PERSON!
Seneca Wallace
Rob Carr
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…NO!
Brandon Weeden
Jason Miller
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…YES, THEN AGAIN SO WOULD AN OLD CARDBOARD BOX SOAKED IN CAT URINE!
Thad Lewis
Justin K. Aller
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…YES!
Jason Campbell
Justin K. Aller
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…NO!
Brian Hoyer
Jason Miller
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…NO!
Johnny "No Longer Plays" Football
Stephen Brashear
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…CHRIST, IS THIS ALMOST OVER!?
Connor Shaw
Larry French
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…NO REALLY, I’M NOT FEELING SO GREATl!
Austin Davis
Jason Miller
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…WHY IS THIS DOOR LOCKED?
Robert Griffin III
Brett Carlsen
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…SERIOUSLY, LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Cody Kessler
Rob Carr
Would Brock Osweiler Start? Survey says…ARGHBGOTTU&#$%@—THUNK, THUNK, THUNK.