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    Here's a bunch of hypothetical Fox News headlines for random Eagles photos

    June 05, 2018
    NFL: DEC 11 Redskins at Eagles

    Icon Sportswire

    When the White House rescinded the Philadelphia Eagles’ celebratory Super Bowl invite on Monday, that should have been that. The government should have moved on to more pressing issues—like network sitcom cancellations—and the Eagles should have thanked their lucky stars they could now go to Bali instead of the Mid-Atlantic. But ohhhhh no, that’s not the America we live in, folks, and so onward into the widening gyre we plunged, the President taking pot shots at the NFL’s new anthem policy on the way down while Fox News fired up a report on the non-scandal using video footage of Eagles players kneeling in prayer to suggest they protested police brutality and inequality in America by kneeling during the National Anthem (they didn’t).

    Eagles players were, of course, categorically pissed about this, eventually eliciting an apology from the network, who dubbed the footage “unrelated” and clarified that the Eagles did not, in fact, kneel during the National Anthem last season. All of which now brings us here, to the stage of this clusterf—ck where you pretty much have to laugh to keep from crying. So in that spirit, we put on our tinfoil hats, grabbed our the trusty fake news detector, and imagined how Fox News might headline a variety of iconic Eagles imagery over the years. NEVER trust the internet, kiddos.

    Eagles Lineman Caught Drinking On the Job

    Philadelphia Eagles v Oakland Raiders

    Thearon W. Henderson

    Nick Foles Wanted in Connection With Kidnapping

    Super Bowl LII - Philadelphia Eagles v New England Patriots

    Rob Carr

    BREAKING: Carson Wentz Brings Loaded Firearm to Work

    Chicago Bears v Philadelphia Eagles

    Elsa

    Eagles Snowflakes Still Clinging to Claims of Global Warming

    Detroit Lions v Philadelphia Eagles

    Hunter Martin

    Local Man Says Eagles Killed His Dogs

    NFC Championship - Minnesota Vikings v Philadelphia Eagles

    Patrick Smith

    Philadelphia Eagles Refuse to Shake Hand of American Hero

    Philadelphia Eagles v Dallas Cowboys

    Tom Pennington

    Philadelphia Goons Attack True Patriot

    Philadelphia Eagles v New England Patriots

    Jim Rogash

    Eagles Backup Flips-Off Jesus

    Super Bowl LII - Philadelphia Eagles v New England Patriots

    Rob Carr

    Eagles Players Rob Sculpture Garden in Broad Daylight

    Super Bowl LII - Philadelphia Eagles v New England Patriots

    Mike Ehrmann

    Eagles Wideouts Stage Sit-In

    Philadelphia Eagles v New York Giant

    Al Bello

    Jealous Philadelphia Eagles Destroy Tara Reid’s Career

    Carolina Panthers v Philadelphia Eagles

    Nick Wass

    Eagles Tight-End Finds ‘The Notebook’ Sadder Than ‘American Sniper’

    Super Bowl LII - Philadelphia Eagles v New England Patriots

    Patrick Smith

    Eagles Players Gyrate Hips to Satanic Rock Music

    Super Bowl LII - Philadelphia Eagles v New England Patriots

    Streeter Lecka

    Philadelphia Eagles May Be North Korean Cyborgs, Sources Say

    NFC Championship - Minnesota Vikings v Philadelphia Eagles

    Al Bello