August 08, 2017

Crazy training camp footage proves Aaron Rodgers is a god and you are not

Divisional Round - Green Bay Packers v Dallas Cowboys

Joe Robbins

Aaron Rodgers has a statistics-defying thing for Hail Marys, divinely guiding three into the open arms of his apostles—err—receivers over the course of his already incredible career. Thanks to this ridiculous new footage from Packers training camp, we now know why: He's an actual god. Look upon it and weep for his majesty is great:

Mild blasphemy aside, however, the real takeaway from this video is that Rodgers is able to semi-regularly pull off "miracles" like this...

and this...

and this...

...because he ACTUALLY practices hurling footballs at FCC-violating trajectories in the middle of August when some other starting NFL quarterbacks—cough Christian Hackenburg cough—are still struggling to break the huddle correctly. In other words, Aaron Rodgers makes his own damn luck, while the rest of the NFL tries to trade a 2nd and 4th for theirs.