The two-time major champion has made a career out of nonchalance. Over the years, we've cataloged countless "DJ-isms"—some simple, some profound and some a strange combination of the two. Although his best playing days are behind him, it appears his IDGAF attitude is still in peak form. That much was obvious this week when Johnson openly admitted that he didn't show up to LIV Golf's emergency players-only meeting on Tuesday.

As NUCLR Golf's Garrett Johnston revealed, Johnson didn't arrive at Trump Bedminster until Wednesday, around the same time CEO Scott O'Neil made the potentially seismic announcement that LIV Golf had secured a primary investor for the 2027 season.

Asked how he felt about all the hand-wringing and uncertainty he missed while away (Johnson was seen on vacation in Greece with his wife Paulina Gretzky over the weekend), the former World No. 1 simply said, "Um, for me it's not a big deal. I just gotta go with the flow. Whatever happens, happens and then I'll figure it out."

He's still got it, folks.