This looks like it hurt, but we don't feel bad. You steal someone's golf clubs, you deserve whatever comes your way. That includes eating pavement as you try to make your getaway.
Thanks to CrimeWatchDaily.com, we have video of a not-so-smooth man taking golf clubs out of a Phoenix garage in broad daylight and falling on his face trying to get away. And what a video it is, chock full of all the golf puns you can handle. Take a look:
"The hazard on this course? Concrete to the face." BOOM!