News & ToursJuly 6, 2009

Tiger secures interview with.... Tiger

The only thing that would have enhanced this one-on-one Tiger Woods conducted with himself after his win at Congressional would have been if....

A) He asked himself a personal question in the Barbara Walters vein that forced himself to break down in tears.

B) He walked right by himself and declared, "I'm not talking today."

--* Sam Weinman*

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