'Tiger does nothing - film at eleven'

This is the headline of the week, on a column in the Australian newspaper The Age. Tiger Woods is in Australia, defending his championship in the JBWere Masters, and again is receiving rock-star treatment, though perhaps to a lesser degree than a year ago.

Still, his every step seemingly is documented, starting with his de-planing upon arriving in Australia. The column calls it "TigerFrenzyFest."

"As the Melbourne 2010 TigerFrenzyFest kicked into gear," the newspaper wrote regarding his pro-am round on Wednesday, "Tiger Woods managed to make headlines doing virtually nothing other than playing golf, which is possibly welcome news to his management group."

-- John Strege