The GrindJune 2, 2015

Rory shows off his new girl, Stevie returns from chopping wood, pro-am fun, and a "Royal" breakdown

Welcome to another edition of The Grind, where we've learned to expect greatness from things labeled "royal." Royal County Down. What a golf course. Royal Melbourne. Again, great course. And then there's Royal Wilton. OK, so that's the name of our office putting green, but as far as office putting greens go, it's pretty solid. This "Royal" phenomenon extends to everyday products as well. While much of the golf world was focused on Royal County Down, I happened to have my first Royal Crown Cola (Apparently, it's still big in New Jersey) in probably a decade.

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Man, that's a strong soda. If I ever own a business, I'm definitely getting "Royal" into the title. Until that happens, though, let's talk about Royal County Down and everything else that took center stage during a busy golf week. Welcome to The Royal Grind.

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Looks like a decent track, eh?

WE'RE BUYING

Steven Bowditch: What a comeback/come back story. The Aussie's recovery from depression has been well documented, but to pick up his second PGA Tour title at the site where he was married? Very cool. Incredibly, Bowditch had nine missed cuts and zero top 10s in 2015 before his breakthrough at the Byron Nelson. His $5.5 million in PGA Tour earnings has to be the most of anyone with just five career top fives, right?

Pro-ams: I was fortunate enough to play in one for the first time at the ShopRite LPGA Classic and it was awesome. The food, the booze, the camaraderie, the prizes, the atmosphere. The whole thing was fantastic. Of course, it helped to win a closest-to-the-pin contest and to be on a team that finished T-3 out of 58 teams. In related news, I'm "buying" our group's pro, 19-year-old up-and-comer Jing Yan. Let's just say she was a pretty useful scramble partner. . .

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Stanford: What a week for Tiger Woods' alma mater. First, the women's team won a thrilling championship match against Baylor (Mariah Stackhouse won the deciding match in extra holes) to claim the program's first NCAA title. Then, men's golf star Maverick McNealy won the Haskins Award for the country's best player. Go Cardinal!

Related: What it's like to play in a pro-am

Kyle Thompson: Having only made it into two PGA or Web.com Tour events all year, Thompson was desperate for a big week and he did just that by winning the Web.com Tour's Rex Hospital Open. "I've got a family, got two young kids. It was one of those things where I would either makie it happen or go do something else. It was like a fairy-tale moment for me." Apparently, Kyle has a great sense of humor, too:

SHOT OF THE WEEK YOU DEFINITELY DIDN'T SEE

Introducing James Nicholas, a Scarsdale (N.Y.) HS senior who won the New York State High School Championship on Monday by a shot. And this incredible Bill Haas-like effort from a pond during Sunday's first round wound up being the difference:

Thank God for video. I would've never believed this James Nicholas fish story. @St_Nick97 @MGA1897 pic.twitter.com/bEI9bt2RJR

— lohudgolf (@LoHudGolf) June 2, 2015

THIS WEEK IN BELEN MOZO MAKING US FEEL BAD WITH HER TRAINING

Another great exercise with @team_fip . So lucky to have his help every day I'm back home. #WorkThoseGlutes / Otro gran ejercicio para activar los glúteos en el swing.

A video posted by Belen Mozo (@belenmozo) on May 23, 2015 at 10:38am PDT

Belen takes practice swings with a weighted ball instead of a club? That seems like a lot of effort. And Tiger, in case you were wondering how to say "glutes" in Spanish, there you go.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"The last breath I took was on the 14th." -- Soren Kjeldsen, who won the Irish Open five holes later in a playoff to end a six-year-plus drought on the European Tour.

THIS WEEK IN MODERN DAY TOUR PROS BEING MODERN DAY TOUR PROS

Our little man wearing his first pair of @adidas shoes 🙌🏿 @djohnsonpga

A photo posted by Paulina Gretzky (@paulinagretzky) on May 26, 2015 at 4:41am PDT

Product placement for your sponsor on your baby! Well done, DJ and Paulina!

THIS WEEK IN RICKIE FOWLER-ALEXIS RANDOCK RORY MCILROY-ERICA STOLL-RANDOM RED-HAIRED GUY PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION

And then, there was Aldaberto Lopez, aka "Borgetti," combining his soccer skills with mini-golf:

SHOT OF THE WEEK YOU DEFINITELY DIDN'T SEE

Introducing James Nicholas, a Scarsdale (N.Y.) HS senior who won the New York State High School Championship on Monday by a shot. And this incredible Bill Haas-like effort from a pond during Sunday's first round wound up being the difference:

Thank God for video. I would've never believed this James Nicholas fish story. @St_Nick97 @MGA1897 pic.twitter.com/bEI9bt2RJR

— lohudgolf (@LoHudGolf) June 2, 2015

THIS WEEK IN BELEN MOZO MAKING US FEEL BAD WITH HER TRAINING

Another great exercise with @team_fip . So lucky to have his help every day I'm back home. #WorkThoseGlutes / Otro gran ejercicio para activar los glúteos en el swing.

A video posted by Belen Mozo (@belenmozo) on May 23, 2015 at 10:38am PDT

Belen takes practice swings with a weighted ball instead of a club? That seems like a lot of effort. And Tiger, in case you were wondering how to say "glutes" in Spanish, there you go.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"The last breath I took was on the 14th." -- Soren Kjeldsen, who won the Irish Open five holes later in a playoff to end a six-year-plus drought on the European Tour.

THIS WEEK IN MODERN DAY TOUR PROS BEING MODERN DAY TOUR PROS

Our little man wearing his first pair of @adidas shoes 🙌🏿 @djohnsonpga

A photo posted by Paulina Gretzky (@paulinagretzky) on May 26, 2015 at 4:41am PDT

Product placement for your sponsor on your baby! Well done, DJ and Paulina!

THIS WEEK IN RICKIE FOWLER-ALEXIS RANDOCK RORY MCILROY-ERICA STOLL-RANDOM RED-HAIRED GUY PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION

Finally! For the first time, Rory McIlroy and his rumored girlfriend Erica Stoll were photographed together in public and McIlroy confirmed he and the PGA of America employee are dating. No clue, though, on who that random dude creeping on them is. . . Rory has visited Erica in her native Rochester, N.Y. and now Erica returned the favor by going to Rory's home country of Northern Ireland and checking out Royal County Down. Having been to Rochester, it's pretty safe to say Rory got the short end of the stick on that exchange.

THIS AND THAT

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Jimmy Walker finished T-2 at the Byron Nelson, but apparently, he also saved a young kid's life during the pro-am. Now we can really start calling him "Walker, Texas Ranger." . . . For about an hour, Gary Woodland had the PGA Tour's second-ever hole-in-one on a par 4. Then the tour thought better and decided to call the makeshift 104-yard 14th hole at Las Colinas a par 3 forcing Gary to settle for a plain, old, regular hole-in-one. . . . The ticket registration process for the 2016 PGA Championship at Baltusrol began on Monday. So sign up now if you want an up-close view of the world's best golfers trying to top the 83 I shot there at the media day. . . . Anna Nordqvist won the ShopRite LPGA Classic for her fifth LPGA Tour title. Not bad, but did she finish T-3 in the pro-am and win a closest-to-the pin competition? Didn't think so. . . . Pictured is the floating-green 19th hole GlenArbor Golf Club added this year. Looks awesome. I hereby decree the course be called Royal GlenArbor, henceforth.

RANDOM QUESTIONS TO PONDER

Why isn't Royal Crown Cola more popular?

Does Steve Williams have another major in him?

What's Roger Maltbie up to this weekend?

-- Alex Myers is an Associate Editor for GolfDigest.com. Feel free to email him and please follow him on Twitter since he has self-esteem issues.

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