HEAVEN OR HELL? Golf at the Old Course is sublime--until you find Hell Bunker at the par-5 14th.
1. OPENING REMARKS
Once every five years, the faithful from around the world are called upon to return to their Holy Land, the sacred, medieval fairways of St. Andrews, for a weeklong golf celebration; a time of ritual, observance and dedication to this most peculiar of pursuits.
They've been playing some kind of golf here for the better part of a millennium--since the 1100s, according to one estimate. St. Andrews was described as a "metropolis of golfing" as long ago as 1691. The Old Course, one of four that run out and back on an odd strip of linksland wedged between the Eden Estuary and St. Andrews Bay, is the original, the archetype, golf's blueprint, the source of the game's magnificent river.
British Opens at St. Andrews are special, an opportunity for the game's elite practitioners to walk the same holes, breathe the same air and take divots from the same turf as every famous golfer through the ages (apart from Ben Hogan, who on his one trip to the United Kingdom, to win the 1953 Open at Carnoustie, couldn't be bothered to take a small detour to visit the home of golf).
"If you're going to be a player people will remember, you have to win the Open at St. Andrews," says Jack Nicklaus, who checked that box in 1970 and '78.
2. CHANGES TO THE COURSE
This year is the 144th playing of the Open, and the 29th on the Old Course. The layout has changed since the last Open here five years ago. When the alterations were announced by the St. Andrews Links Trust in 2012, there was outrage. Architect Tom Doak was "horrified." Architecture critic Darius Oliver described the changes as a "desecration of this golfing monument." There was an online petition. A digital soapbox was created (#savetheoldcourse). Message boards lit up with rage directed at the barbarians responsible for such vandalism, or stupidity, or evil: R&A secretary Peter Dawson and house architect Martin Hawtree. "We will not forget what they have done to the Old Course," Oliver said. "And we cannot forgive."
Why are the fundamentalists so furious? What drastic, dramatic defacements have occurred? Well, a few little bumps were added, and others were reduced. Some bunkers were moved a little, a couple of new ones were made, and a few old, obsolete ones were filled in. Bits of green were smoothed or ruffled. The most heinous crime in the eyes of the critics? The Road Bunker on the 17th hole was widened by a foot or two. Sacrilege!
The reality is that the course is essentially unchanged--it will total 7,297 yards for the Open, eight yards less than in 2010. And if the minor changes don't work, guess what? They can be changed back.
3. BREAKING GOLF'S FOUR-MINUTE MILE
The only constant to the layout on this timeless strip of turf is change. The course used to be 22 holes. It used to be single file, each fairway and hole shared by golfers playing out and those playing in. It used to be played clockwise instead of counterclockwise. Many bunkers, humps and hollows have come and gone. The course, the game and the world have moved along.
And the scores have tumbled. James Durham shot 94 in 1767; John Campbell Stewart shot 90 in 1853. In 1858, Allan Robertson, golf's first professional, shot 79. Young Tom Morris scored a 77. Bobby Jones shot 68 in the 1927 Open. In the 1987 Dunhill Cup, Curtis Strange went round in 62. Major-championship courses have had to protect themselves from ever-advancing firepower by expanding and sharpening the challenge they present.
Johnny Miller was the first person to shoot 63 in a major, in the 1973 U.S. Open at Oakmont. Astonishingly, this has been achieved 26 times, by 24 golfers--Greg Norman and Vijay Singh have done it twice--including eight times at the British Open, most recently by Rory McIlroy at St. Andrews in 2010. But no one has yet recorded a 62. The Old Course feels like a likely and fitting place for it to happen.
4. FAREWELL, TOM WATSON...
St. Andrews is a place where golfers come to say goodbye. Arnold Palmer played his final Open here in 1995; Jack Nicklaus followed in 2005. You hit your last tee shot that matters on the 18th, walk on tired old legs to the Swilcan Bridge, then stop to take in the scene. You pose for photographs, shed a tear, and accept the adulation of the crowd, fellow-competitors and golf dignitaries. You remember the moments, the good and the bad, and you are grateful for all of it. You are nearly home.
This year it's the turn of Tom Watson, 65. It was 40 years ago that young Tom showed up at Carnoustie with a tartan flat cap and Danny Noonan hair for his first tilt at the title, and he won in a playoff with Australia's Jack Newton. Watson took to the British way of golf, and the British crowds in turn took to him. He went on to win the title five times and would have made it six, tying Harry Vardon's record, but for overclubbing at the 71st hole at St. Andrews in 1984, or at the 72nd hole at Turnberry in 2009. At the latter, old Tom played like Tom of old--59-year-olds generally have no business on major-championship leader boards--and the crowd loved him all the more. (The oldest winner remains Old Tom Morris, who was 46 when he won in 1867.)
Watson played alongside Nicklaus in his 2005 valediction and was clearly moved. He's an emotional man not given to public displays of emotion, but cometh the hour expect all British reserve to be reversed, inside and outside the ropes.
5. ...AND FAREWELL, NICK FALDO...
Also doing the whole Swilcan Bridge farewell will be Nick Faldo, or Sir Nick Faldo, as he likes to be known. The former world No. 1- turned-CBS announcer turns 58 during the Open. He played in his first Open at 18, less than five years after taking up golf, tying for 28th, and won it three times, including a masterful dismantling of the Old Course in 1990.
The British don't always stand on ceremony in quite the same way Americans do. Brits celebrate underdogs; Americans venerate overdogs. For the home crowd, more upsetting than the news that Faldo's hour of strutting and fretting is almost up is the rumor that dulcet-toned first-tee announcer Ivor Robson might, after 40 years, be making this Open his last.
When Faldo strikes a heroic, will-ye-no'-come-back-again pose on the home hole, he might briefly recall being there in 1988, playing in the Dunhill Cup. A thick fog had rolled in, and Faldo, always a rather dour and deliberate presence on the course, refused to play his approach shot. Capturing the attitude of so many toward not just the man but to the game in general, a loud British accent boomed through the mist with an inimical imperative, sound advice for us all, in and out of golf: "Get on with it, you plonker!"
6. ... AND FAREWELL TO PETER DAWSON
It will be the last Open, too, at least in an official capacity, for Peter Dawson, who will retire in September as head of the Royal and Ancient Golf Club. Succeeding him, with a name straight out of a P.G. Wodehouse novel, is Martin Slumbers, who has been shadowing Dawson since March. Slumbers is a 55-year-old, 2-handicap accountant turned investment banker, most recently Deutsche Bank's head of global business services--not your typical headmasterish, ex-military British golf-club secretary.
Dawson took over from Sir Michael Bonallack in 1999 and steered what was a sleepy, slightly inebriated old boys' club toward a path of becoming a modern, professional governing body.
Among his achievements: • In 2004, "The R&A" was created, a separate entity from the members' club, run more like a business than an amateur committee.
• Dawson was a key figure in securing golf's return to the Olympics after a 112-year absence--the event in Rio de Janeiro a little over a year from now is sure to recruit a new generation of golfers the world over.
• The R&A's male-only status had long been the biggest challenge to its legitimacy as the global governing body and custodian of the game (outside the United States and Mexico, which is the USGA's patch). All that changed in February when seven figurehead women members were annointed as honorary members: Her Royal Highness The Princess Royal (Anne), Dame Laura Davies, Renee Powell, Belle Robertson MBE, Lally Segard, Annika Sorenstam and Louise Suggs. This change was long overdue, and happened reluctantly, grudgingly even. It has a whiff of too-little-too-late tokenism. But the R&A is now, technically at least, a mixed club.
7. THE OLD COURSE IN CONTEXT
The R&A uses about £5 million of the profits from the Open to support the growth of the game around the world. It might, for example, pay for a range in Colombia or send lawn mowers to Zimbabwe. Recently, the R&A funded a four-year project to create a definitive database of golf courses around the world, including establishing the first "official" count of the world's golf courses (something Golf Digest has been doing in its Planet Golf section since 1999). The intention is to publish a biennial report so that the growth of the game can be tracked
According to the report, "Golf around the world 2015":
• As of the end of last year, 34,011 golf facilities have been identified in 206 countries.
• The vast majority (79 percent) of that supply is in the top-10 golf countries.
• 45 percent of the world's courses are in the United States.
• Of the 34,011 facilities, 71 percent are open to the public.
• Worldwide, measured in 18-hole equivalents, there are 696 new golf courses under construction or in advance planning.
•Asia is home to the most new golf projects in the world with 207 courses under development. Many would argue that the best of the 34,011 courses are the British and Irish seaside links courses. Best course in the world? The Old Course, of course.
8. WHO WILL WIN?
Approximate betting odds as of early May:
10-1: Jordan Spieth
14-1: Tiger Woods
16-1: Dustin Johnson
20-1: Justin Rose
20-1: Adam Scott
22-1: Henrik Stenson
25-1: Rickie Fowler
Rory McIlroy, the defending champion, was a 4-1 favorite until forced to withdraw with an ankle injury.
9. LAST WORD
These predictions are bound not to come true. What we can predict with certainty, however, is that there will be a new "champion golfer of the year." And there shall be, as the golf Poet Laureate John Betjeman wrote in his famous verse on seaside golf, "splendour, splendour everywhere."