My Usual GameMay 4, 2015

Revolutionary new playoff format -- now with bacon

Two teams tied during the Sunday Morning Group's inaugural outing of 2015, a couple of weeks ago. The playoff format (devised by the Committee) was "foot wedge from the patio to the practice green, closest to the hole." A foot-wedge shot, to seem realistic, has to be furtive: you can't look at the ball:

One of the difficulties with the foot wedge is that, if you're good at it, people assume you've used it before, so the best approach is to appear only semi-competent. Meanwhile, lunch was provided by Peter A., who introduced a menu item that will be considered a staple from now on:

You don't have to cook it, but you can, by dropping it on the grill for a minute or so before moving it to your burger and covering it with cheese.




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