Increasingly severe penalties for slow play
10
Write “I will be ready to hit when it’s my turn” 50 times on blackboard.
9
Three-day ban from player dining.
8
Latest tee times on Thursday and Friday means two days of bumpy afternoon greens.
7
Courtesy car replaced with 1975 AMC Pacer.
6
Early-morning bunker raking detail with grounds crew.
5
Be Brooks Koepka’s towel boy at the gym.
4
Scarlet letter “S” stitched onto polo shirt left breast.
3
Watch “Caddyshack II”
2
Like an ancient stoning, except with limited-flight balls (above).
1
One-stroke penalty.