Help us caption this strangely fascinating photo
__By Sam Weinman
____*Photo by Geof Kern
What exactly is happening in this photo? Is he trying to chip into that vase? If so, is a wedge really the right play?
We can't make sense of it, which is why we're enlisting your help for creative captions. Some early suggestions:
*"This is the worst hole in the house. Who puts a fireplace there?!"
"Hey, Muffin, before I hit this shot: Do these pants make my ass look fat?"
"Waiting for your girlfriend's father: 'If this one goes in, I'm gonna ask to marry her. If I miss, one scotch and I'm gone.'"
"Could someone please tend the flower?"*
Surely, you can do better. Leave your caption below, and the best of the bunch might be featured down the road.