May 31, 2009

Golf Guru

Things every golfer should know

Q:__ What's the process for determining a course's Slope Rating? I assume it's based on perfect weather and course conditions -- yet I'm expected to play the course in a storm, wind or bad conditions.____* -- David Smith, Scottsdale*__

A: There are some things in life that are so complex that, rather than try to figure them out, it's better just to take a large swig of blind faith. The Golf Guru feels that way about flying. If you really thought about it -- hurtling through the sky in a hollow metal tube -- you'd never get on the damn plane. Similarly, you don't need to know why or how the Slope system works, just that it does, more or less. But in brief, here's what happens. Your state golf association sends a team of four raters to each course. They follow a USGA guide to assess how difficult the course is for scratch golfers, looking at each hole, its hazards and length. This is the Course Rating. At the same time, they rate the course for the average player, too, the "bogey golfer," taking into account how those same obstacles play for the likes of you and me. The difference between the Bogey Rating and the Course Rating determines the Slope Rating, the idea being that on harder courses, the scores of bad golfers rise disproportionately compared with those of good golfers. (The term "Slope" reflects the gradation of the line that appears when these scores are plotted on a graph.) The point of it all is to level the playing field -- Handicap Indexes are based on the same standard and so actually mean something. Without Slope, an 18-handicapper from an easy course would be no match for an 18-handicapper from a tough course. As for weather and course conditions, ratings are based on normal midyear, midday conditions for the area. And because Handicap Indexes are calculated from the best 10 of your last 20 scores, the effects of rain, wind, twisters and terrible lies tend to average out.

My advice? Forget all this fuzzy math and voodoo science and just go out and play.

Q:__ Is it legal to carry two putters? I have one that's good for putts over six feet and one I like for putts under six feet.__ * -- John Quero, Dubai*

A: You can carry 14 putters if you wish, but don't put any other clubs in your bag. Jesper Parnevik played the last round of the 2002 Masters Tournament with two putters, and Sergio Garcia tried it in a tour event last year. Those crazy Europeans. Good putting requires a clear head; two putters will only cause confusion. Not recommended.

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