Golf turn-ons and turn-offs on the course

So you're thinking about dating a golfer. Ordinarily we'd say turn and run, but you seem really committed to this idea, so we'll give you some advice: You can a learn a lot about a person from how they behave on the golf course. So no matter how attracted (or lonely) you are, make sure to book a tee time together before you commit, because if you can't make it 18 holes together, you sure as heck won't make it 18 years.

SHE’S A NINE

But never replaces her dviots.

SHE’S A SEVEN

But her glove looks like it survived the Cretaceous Period.

HE’S A FOUR

But pays his golf bets immediately.

HE’S A SEVEN

But always "finds" his ball.

HE’S A NINE

But calls in rules infractions while watching golf on TV.

HE’S AN EIGHT

But rock personalized iron covers.

SHE’S AN EIGHT

But lines up every putt from both sides.

SHE’S A THREE

But has an in at Fishers Island.

HE’S A 10

But dresses like Payne Stewart unironically.