Gary Player with an epic rant on Golf Channel's Morning Drive

It began simple enough, with an innocuous question on Golf Channel's Morning Drive on Saturday. "Good morning, Mr. Player, how are you?" Golf Channel's Damon Hack asked.

The answer, if it can be called that, was more of a world-class rant from Gary Player, all this delivered, or so it seemed, without his stopping to take a breath. Here is the video, followed by the transcript: