On YouTube there's a video titled simply: "Brian's entire golf career in two mintues [SIC]". It's not an inspirational time lapse of a beginner-turned-scratch handicap, or an older golfer recounting his life on the links. It's a disaster film featuring a new golfer -- "Brian" -- who tries to play his first round of golf with his friend recording every shot. It's painfully funny, especially because we all know, deep down, exactly how it feels.
Don't worry, Brian starts laughing at one point too -- right after he looks up to the sky and screams "WHY?!" The two-minute video features everything:
We feel your pain, Brian.