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Facebook user declares himself a "professional mourner," sells his tears for money

September 16, 2017

When Facebook first came into existence, it served as a great social networking site. A place to post photos, reconnect with old friends or make new ones.

It's since turned into the wild wild west, home to #FAKENEWS, your uncle's eight-paragraph-long political diatribes and a bunch of fools trying to make 1,000 straight two-foot putts and failing miserably.

But sometimes, the site is more than worth the price of admission. Like when a person literally sells their tears. No, seriously...

Sylvester Ricardo Moss, a "professional mourner," is here to save your funeral. As if losing a loved one didn't make it a somber enough atmosphere, Moss can take it another level, and all in the wild price range of $50 to $1,000, depending on your tastes. You just cannot make this stuff up.