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Ever dream of being published in a golf magazine?

Becoming a published golf writer is a dream of many golf fans.

We give our readers the chance to get a taste of that dream in every issue.

It's our Front 9 Facebook Punchline Contest, inspired by the New Yorker's cartoon-caption writing contest. On Sundays, we post a set-up line to our Facebook wall. Submit a punchline, and you have a chance at being published.

We received 110 entrants last week to appear in our Equipment Issue, and our editors picked a winner.

Here's the set-up line we offered up to you all last week:

"A 2,000-year-old human skull found in a bunker at Musselburgh Links."

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The eerie bunker in question (on Hole No. 4) at golf's oldest course, Musselburgh Golf Links. Courtesy of Geoff Shackelford.

The winning punchline, submitted by Bryan Smith of Deltona, Fla.:

"We've heard of golfers losing their heads in bunkers, but this is ridiculous."

The other finalists we considered:

Frank Imschweiler (Fairfield, Conn.): Giving new definition to the buried lie.

Mark Wehrman (Big Sky, Mont.) "Now that's a deadly hazard."

Thomas B. Allen: "It gives new meaning to the phrase "skulled it." (Middletown, Ohio)

Paul Bynane (Houston, Texas): Scottish bunkers, breaking hearts and taking skulls, since the iron age."

Our past winners from 2013:

February 25th issue: Our setup: "Snow halts first-round play at the WGC-Accenture Match Play in Arizona."

Winner: MT Diehl, Orange City, Iowa. Punchline: "Lift, clean, defrost."

February 18th issue: Our setup: "Bill Murray heads a starry gathering of pros, celebs and CEOs at Pebble Beach—and misses the Pro-Am cut."

Winner: Andy Peterson, Omaha. Punchline: "He remains the perennial fan favorite, so he's got that going for him, which is nice."

January 28th: Our setup: "Tiger Woods misses Abu Dhabi cut after taking illegal drop."

Winner: John Fox, Wyoming, Ohio. Punchline: "There's sand in Abu Dhabi? You're kidding me."

January 14th: Our setup: Wind, weather delays play havoc with Hyundai Tournament of Champions schedule.

Winner: Josh Krutchik, Encino, Calif. Punchline: "Apparently Mother Nature wasn't as excited about the start of the season as we were."