There was no shortage of good football content on the ol’ Twitter machine this weekend. You had Sean McDonough ripping the Aaron Judge cutaways. You had Mike Leach dishing out relationship advice. You had whatever the hell this was.
But one of the best (and grossest) moments came courtesy of Seattle Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf, who had this to say to the masses after he was seen being carted to the bathroom late in the Hawks’ shootout win over the Lions.
Oh boy, prayers up for the kid. Whether you’re willing to admit it or not, we’ve all been there at one point or another and we've all vowed to never go back. It’s one of life’s great traumas, and that’s without a stadium full of opposing fans and Fox cameras trained squarely on your every squirm.
Obviously we hope Metcalf is feeling a little better this morning and is able to move freely to the commode without cart assistance. But perhaps this wake-up call Metcalf needs to finally change his daily diet, which allegedly includes one Starbucks coffee, three bags of candy, and a single meal at 9 p.m.
Dude, no wonder you have a stomach ache.
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