There are many virtues of the Internet. It's given a voice to millions who once were silenced. It's brought people separated by thousands of miles together in the same room. It's the greatest library of information and ideas known to man. It's helped overthrow military government regimes. It's unleashed Justin Beiber to the world.
However, I contend the Internet was created for a sole purpose: To give a permanent home to this video of former NBA All-Star Dikembe Mutombo hitting an exploding golf ball at a driving range:
One can only assume the prankster gave Mutombo his patented finger-wag after said gag.