Dan Jenkins on Twitter from the U.S. Open was often more entertaining than the golf itself. He's at it again at the British Open, to wit:
"In earlier days the only thing thicker than heather at a British Open was the nose hair on an R&A official."
"When there's a lull in British Open action you can keep the mind alert by counting the toenails in your pork pie."
You can follow it here.
-- John Strege