OAKMONT, Pa. -- As most of my coworkers will attest, I have a penchant for wearing wrinkled clothes, stemming from my aversion to ironing. Part of this is due to apathy, yet I'm always scared to death of hurting myself, or worse, the shirt or pants in question.
I'm told this fear was irrational. I present my counter: Bryson DeChambeau:
If a guy who dabbles in astrophysics can't figure out this iron racket, there's no hope for a poor bastard like myself.