College coaches love to tell you how much they work. How they sleep on their couches, live off takeout food, haven't seen their family in years, etc. It's why Georgia Tech's Josh Pastner won't hire assistants who play golf (even though he doesn't seem averse to the game): Theoretically, all their time should be dedicated to their craft.
We're guessing Arkansas football coach Bret Bielema is likewise too busy to get out to the course, which could explain this hideous "Hide your kids, hide your wife" swing:
A memorial pool should be built in honor of that hack, a place for people to come, sit in silence and wonder how a beautiful sport could produce something so grotesque.
On the bright side, it looks like Razorback fans don't have to worry about their coach missing out on recruiting because he's on the links.