Have you ever heard the one about Ray Romano, Phil Mickelson, Kenny G, and the claret jug? Sit back and relax. It's a doozy.
Romano was recently on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and the two played a game called "Explain this photo" in which both comedians looked at photos on the other one's phone and asked to explain what was going on. With Fallon being a big golfer (Hello, Golf Digest June 2014 cover boy), of course, he settled on this photo to ask Romano about to begin the segment:
"This is a great moment in my life, actually," Romano says before launching into a story about how he drank wine out of the claret jug with Phil Mickelson, his self-proclaimed "man-crush," at the 2014 AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am. Romano noted it was also "a stressful moment because I don't drink, and I'm a germaphobe." And then he added an even better story about Kenny G, who along with Mickelson and a well-dressed waiter, is also in the photo.
"He’s related to the last time I drank," Romano said. "I got really drunk. And I went to the bathroom and I started hearing Kenny G in the bathroom. Then I realized I’m pissing in the elevator." Boom. Roasted. Watch the entire clip here:
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