Martin Kaymer gave an incredibly eloquent monologue on the difference between winning and losing

UNIVERSITY PLACE, Wash. -- When it comes to interesting players in the world of professional golf, Martin Kaymer is almost criminally underrated. He's the closest thing the game has to a philosopher, and while most players speak in short, clipped sentences rife with cliches, he gives actual thought to a question and often goes off on a lengthy discourse.